So i’m not much of a marvel fan, I couldn’t stand those shitty spider-man movies, or the shitty books at that. The fantastic four, in my opinion, were always a fantastic suck. that being said this movie is fucking great. the skinny steve rogers looks a bit off but once he gets swoll it all evens out. but they did manage to pull it off with the only fuck up being the voice throws you a bit but regardless the movie is the classic tale of a young man who is just out to do the right thing: kill nazis. its a concept that is hard to mess up but it can happen on occasion. this is not one of those occasions. the major villain in the movie is red skull or hydra or something. I don’t know, it got confusing but red skull is the leader of hydra so i’m right on both fronts… i think. the transformation scene from skinny steve to cap’ (as i like to refer to him as) is fucking great. At one point  steve is screaming in pain and they call to shut it down and as they are about to stop steve shouts from inside his little super box or whatever the thing is  “NO DONT STOP I CAN DO THIS” which is just bad assed in my oppinion. just like the beginning of the movie where skinny cap’ gets his ass kicked and keeps coming back for more. the bully looks at him and asks “you just dont know when to give up do you?” and skinny cap’ looks at him and says “i can do this all day” before blocking another punch with his face. Thats my kind of guy. speaking of the beginning of the movie, i completely forgot about the opening scene that makes no sense til the end of the movie but by that point you have forgotten all about it. so when you rewatch it your first thought is “ohhhhhhhhhhhh, thats what that was.” but my question is how does cap’ fly a super powerful bomb into the plane? then crash it without any of the super powerful bombs blowing up. but whatever its a great movie that might even get me to see thor. by that i mean im going to get thor and watch that the first chance i get.

General rating: 8/10
Awesome action scenes: 4/5
Patriotic feelings invoked: 3/5
Boobs: 0/5 (sorry pervs)

“Don’t worry I’ve knocked out hitler over two hundred times.”

Okay so I haven’t read the book and honestly, I doubt I will. But regardless I rented the movie to watch with the fiancé We missed the first forty five minutes or so just getting stoned and drifting in and out trying to figure out the plot and how these characters fit together. Then she fell asleep and I was able to really get into the movie. If I haven’t mentioned, the fiancé is a bit squeemish and so its probably best that she fell asleep when she did. She got to miss the graphic rape scene. As well as the fucked up but completely justified sodomization of said rapist. As well as the just general creepiness of this film. At least they pulled it together well in the end I guess. It all makes sense come the credits… I think. Regardless it all works out in the end… except it doesn’t. Watch the movie, if you like fucked up movies with graphic rape scenes and blood… and boobs. Lots and lots of boobs.

General rating: 5/10 Does it make sense? 2/5 Fucked up factor: 5/5 Sexy factor: 3/5 (boobs)

DUDES DO NOT WATCH THIS WITH YOUR LADY. unless you or her are into that sort of thing. If that is the case then watch the fuck out of it.

Holy fuck.

Bought a Superman hoodie today. Could be from some parallel diminsion judging by the tag…

Look out for these stickers popping up around your town sometime next week.

rustysquirrels:

ladydeadpool:

the-awesomeness:

marzx292:

thecomicbookcorner:

justanothercomicgeek:

richardjohngrayson:

sevenbricks:

It’s Green Lantern, duh guyz. 

(( Eww no idoit, it’s clearly Batman))

((That’s the Scarlet Avenger))

you guys are idiots-__-
That’s Starman. Duh. 

god you people know nothing, it is obviously Blue Beetle 

guys its obviously the crimson chin >.>

Matt Damon?

Are you guys fucking retarded? That’s clearly Daredevil.

 It’s Glen Beck you dummys.

It’s mr awesome right?

(via roachesandrats)

They took the planes and I said nothing.
Then they took the schools and I said nothing.
They took the malls and I said nothing.
Then they took the restaurants and I said nothing.
They took the parks and I said nothing.
Now they have come for MY cigarettes and there is nothing I can say.